Showing posts with label C Meds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label C Meds. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Medical Quips & C's Med Increase - 6 Oct 2010

Connor

UBH
Dr increased Seroquel from 600mg to 800mg


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I have OCD
I have OCD
I have OCD
I have OCD
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My shrink just gave me some new meds. I'm not crazy any more, but now my pee *Glows in the Dark*

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Have you taken your medication?

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See DSM IV, chp 1, para 3

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Stick around, I'm Bi-Polar. No telling what I'm about to do......

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What makes you think that your brain chemicals are normal?

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Just because I am paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after me.

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Next mood swing in Oops! It's happening now.

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I'm not crazy, I am medicated for a chemical imbalance.

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Give me a break my kids Bi-Polar!  (Maybe not such a quip! :)

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If I seem confused, it because I am_________

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I'm part of an elite group of braniacs. We're called Bi-Polar.

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Don't shoot! I'm Bi-polar!

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Free Spirit

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One of a kind

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Inside this calm exterior is an Unquiet Mind

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80% of the population doesn't know what Bi-polar disorder is. Be part of the 20% that does.

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I worry psychiatrists

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Bi-Polar for medical marijuana

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The voices in my head dig you.

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Brave
Imagination
Passionate
Original
Loving
Artistic
Reality

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Hug me, I'm a fuzzy Bi-Polar Bear!

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I am my diagnosis!

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Some days it's just not worth cheweing through the restraints.

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I'm Bi-Polar, what's your excuse?

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My mania writes checks my depression can't cash

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(Danger Sign) DANGER  -  Mood Swings

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Bipolar Ying Yang =  Devil/Angel

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Just so you know, I am crazy & I will F***ing kill you.

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Melt down happens.

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Bi-polar disorder:  It has it's ups & downs

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My goal isn't to be normal, but to enjoy life.

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Unstable psycho seeks same

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Shhh! The doctor says you're not real!

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I refuse to overdose on reality.

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DO NOT DISTURB (I'm disturbed enough as it is!)

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When I think about being normal, I get depressed.
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Save the Bi-Polar Bear!

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I'm not mad....well, not today.

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Life is what you make it in spite of the hand you're dealt.

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If you don't like me today, please check back tomorrow.

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I used to be sane, but now I'm better.

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The Seroquesl made me eat it!

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Why manage anger when you can spread it around?

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The voices don't like you!

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Be nice to me, I'm out of Valium!

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Got  meds?

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Looking for someone to star in my psychodrama

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Dad's Manic
Mom's Depressed
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You do the math

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Broke the mold.

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Frustrated
Intense
Neurotic
Energy

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Pain is inevitable / Suffering is Optional  (Levi)

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Peace * Love * Psychiatry

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DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND Reality Malfunction in Progress

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It is all a matter of perspective.

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Old pill and two little pills, "Oh grandpa, you've told us about the gread depression a thousand times..."

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My doctor can beat up your doctor

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I used to like sex, now I take Effexor. (Lexapro)

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And you think your overmedicated!

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I love my meds!

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Even squirrels thing I'm a nut!

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What exactly is so great about normal anyway?

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Stable is a place horses live.

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Bright & Bipolar

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Normal is a setting on a washing machine.

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Kindly modify your behavior & stop staring.

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There are two kinds of people in this world:  The Diagnosed & the Undiagnosed.

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100% out of my mind!

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Bipolar isn't an Excuse, it's an Explanation.

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Bi-Polarized

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My delusions are better than your reality.

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I need my meds for my meds' side effects!

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World's coolest crazy person!

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Manic is my normal.

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Mental Insitiution Patient

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I said I was Bipolar not retarded, you idiot!

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BiPolar Female:  Beware!

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If I wasn't Schizophrenic, I'd be Bipolar!

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I'm a paranoid Schizophrenic. I am afraid of my other personalities!

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Being Schizophrenic means never being alone.

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WARNING! Bipolar

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 : ) :  Bipolar

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What goes up must come down (including my mood).

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My meds taste like chicken!

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Caution: Prone to mood swings

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Celebrate Neurodiversity!

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4 out of 5 psychologists agree; I'm not good for your sanity.  (Wish my ex husband had this stamped on him!)

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It's ok if your normal; We can stil be friends. (See, Kerry! :)

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I'm Bipolar. That's just another way to say that I'm better in bed!

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Take me as directed

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Don't annoy the Crazy PERSON!

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Medicated for your Protection

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Please don't mess with the Un-medicated person!

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Help! The voices in my husband's head won't shut up!

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Space Cadet

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If you think you are too good, too rich, too smart, or too healthy to get a mental illness, you are wrong!

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I don't suffer from INSANITY, I LOVE every minutes of it!

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Nothing that a little chemical "bitch-slap" won't cure!

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Feeling like a lab rat - taking crazy meds

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Is it time for your meds or mine?

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Nope, they weren't made for me, but you gotta love the mind that made them! :)  SMacLeod